Stayed in room 216 which has a loft-style layout but with a winding and narrow wooden staircase. I'm unsure why I was allocated this room when it seemed like the majority of other rooms were vacant.
There's no water connection upstairs, you need to trek up and down the staircase just to fill the kettle.
The worst thing about the stay was how many things didn't work or weren't provided. I wasn't given bath towels, only a hand towel to dry myself with. There weren't any hotel staff clocked on when I discovered this at 8am.
After an earlier check in during daylight hours, I arrived back at my hotel late at night to find out that the upstairs ceiling lights don't work. The two lamps in the room didn't work either. Decided to turn on the TV for background light, it also didn't work despite changing the cord on different power outlets. I had to use my phone torch to go up and down the dodgy stairs to the toilet in the middle of the night.
I gave up and tried to get some sleep instead, only to discover I didn't have pillow cases. Just 4 pillows with the pillow protector slips on them.
Checked out the following morning at 8.30am to find the pub still shut up and in pitch black darkness. No one at the reception desk to hand my key back in, not a soul in sight.
So I paid $240 a night for a room that didn't provide half the bedding, towels, a working TV, any working lamps, or any working lights.