Ah, the luxurious experience of paying $460 a night to feel like you're staying at a bargain basement motel. Where do I start? Perhaps with the late check-in of 4 PM, the industry’s latest, paired with the standard 11 AM checkout, which gives you a generous 19 hours to enjoy your surroundings—assuming you don't count the hours you spend in disgust.
Upon check-in, I was greeted not by the pristine cleanliness one might expect at this price, but by a collection of hair from previous guests adorning the bathroom floor and shower tub. And let’s not forget the charming mold in the shower and the broken lights. Truly, it felt like stepping into a time capsule of neglect.
Now, let’s talk about the hidden fees. A $15 charge for parking in a lot where you're handed a piece of paper at the front desk that says, “Park at your own risk" For this I could park at the pizza place or the movie theater next door for free. And the $75 per night pet fee? The highest I've ever paid.
Fancy a morning swim? Think again. The pool opens at 10 AM, just an hour before checkout, making it nearly impossible to enjoy without rushing through your morning.
All in all, for $460 a night, including parking and pet fees, this experience was the epitome of mediocrity. If you’re looking to burn money for the thrill of disappointment, this is your spot. And let's not forget the delightful luxury of paper-thin walls, letting you in neighbors 3am "fun" and personal life details.